When I was a younger Larry I knew a French girl by the name of Aimee.  We hooked up and she said that she had never been larry’d so hard in her life.  I smiled and told her there was more where that came from.  She told me she came to the US with five of her friends and they all would love to get to know me.  So we decided to have a dinner party at my place on Friday and that was the beginning of my worst date ever.

 When the weekend finally arrived I was all set.  Candles, scented oils and baby making music filled my penthouse.  Then it happened.  Five girls showed up at my place. 

 “Where is the 6^th” I inquired?

 “Oh she was not feeling well so she stayed at home” replied Aimee.

 Can you guys believe it! She stood me up with the “not feeling well” excuse.  Oh well.  I had a lovely time with five gorgeous women and in the morning as I gave each of them a small kiss I smiled.  That was the first time I had even been stood up in my life.  I pledged to make it my last.

Anyone have a story about being stood up they would like to share?  Larry wants to hear it!